Thursday, July 26, 2012

Greetings from Santa's Village/The Island of Misfit Fuckery*

Wednesday, 25 July

As you've probably gathered from the title, Santa's Village was a bit of a disappointment.

It was just one giant, crappy souvenir shop whose sole redeeming factor was that entry was free.

A photo with the big man was 25€, but if you didn't have that money to fork out, there were a wide variety of alternative momentos you could buy...

Ok, so this is an amusing gift. 

Mmmmmm. Bear in a can. 

Oh god. They pâtéd Santa! (Also, reindeer in a can). 

This is probably a step up from my old phone, actually. 

*Original* coloured pencils. 

And of course, that classic Christmas staple - the Akubra hat. 


I would love to go around and draw red noses on all of the wallets. 


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Reindeer droppings. 

Like I said. Misfit fuckery.
On the up side, the other side of the Arctic Circle. 

*for the title reference, see http://www.regretsy.com/2011/12/25/flashback-the-regretsy-christmas-special/



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